Spoof Chatroom: The Lena Inccident

A/N: Note that BlazerKatniss is intoxicated!!!

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Bramble: Yo peeps. Chat is activated.

Ivy: BRAMS!

Bramble: Uh... hey, Ives?

Ivy: LOVE YOU BFF

Bramble: Uhhh

LenaLuv123: Where's Timmy-boy? You?

Bramble: Welcome to our wondrous chat! I'm Bramble, the admin here.

Bramble: Ivy, calm down.

Ivy: HTC isn't online yet. I'll call him if you want to?

Ivy: You are a meanie, Bramble.

LenaLuv123: Whatever. Why do you have his cell number, plant?

Ivy: Now that is just mean! I'm human!

JY: Who are you

Ivy: I think u know me!

JY: NOT YOU CACTUS BRAIN

HTC: Hey Ives and everyone.

LenaLuv123: T-poo! Where have you been all my life? Have these losers and the plant been bothering you?

HTC: LENA?! Oh, uh, they're are my friends.

LenaLuv123: Friends? Then why is PLANT flirting with you?!

HTC: WHO IS "PLANT"???

Ivy: I am not flirting with your boyfriend! CUT IT OUT!

BlazerKatiss: Ooh~ I love fiery girls~

Ivy: *activates icy glare*

BlazerKatniss: but you love me... *puppy dog eyes*

Ivy: I don't. STFU.

-Bramble has activated WARNING #1: IVY-

Ivy: Sorry  ^owo^

BlazerKatniss: 7 pm @ my house? *wink wink*

Ivy: Can someone hack his account? GUYS!!! SAVE ME!!!

Bramble has activated WARNING #1: BLAZERKATNISS

BlazerKatniss: Jeffrey... Avenge... Me...

JY: CUT IT OUT PEEPS U R SO NOISY KATNISS

Ivy: Thanks bro

JY: You are annoying. STFU.

Ivy: -_-

BlazerKatniss: PWNED

Bramble: Do I need to activate another warning, Katniss?

BlazerKatniss: Sorry. But to make this clear- I'm not a girl.

Ivy: Note taken.

Bramble: Note taken.

Ivy: lol we did it again

BlazerKatniss: huh?

Bramble: The twin thing

Ivy: The twin thing

Bramble: lol

BlazerKatniss: ...

Ivy: You'll never get this inside joke, Katniss.

LenaLuv123: Shut up, Plant. You're blocking my input.

Ivy: What now?

LenaLuv123: You lured my hunni into a trap!

Ivy: When did I... GAH.

BlazerKatniss: *gives chill pills*

Ivy: *glares* Nce try.

-BlazerKatniss has changed status to "Nico is being extra mean today, so Percy will make him feel better."

Ivy: *facepalm* I am not Nico, Katniss.

LenaLuv123: Did you go to TwinTree mall yesterday?

Ivy: Yeah, me and Kara saw HTC hopping underwear there. What about it?

HTC: HEY

HTC: NOT THAT PLEASE

Karameru: XD

LenaLuv123: hah. You are a liar, Ivy! I saw you making out with him in the mall!

Karameru: ...

LenaLuv123: Shut it u biatch.

Karameru: ...

Ivy: You do not do this to my bff's!!!

LenaLuv123: Get urself another bf; he's mine!

HTC: You just called my best friend a bitch. I'm breaking up with you.

LenaLuv123: How bout u come to my house n hv some fun?

HTC: NO. Get out!

LenaLuv123: Hunni?

HTC: GO AWAY FROM MY PRIVATE CHAT!

-LenaLuv123 has set status to "Losers: Watch your back"-

-LenaLuv123 has left the chat-

Ivy: Who is that?

JY: DATING WEBSITE GF

HTC: Nah. A friend that likes me too much... Ugh.

JY: Coprophobia- Fear of feces.

Geliophobia- Fear of laughter.

Geniophobia- Fear of chins.

Ivy: Is this even related...

JY: TROLL U HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

Karameru: HTC, who's that girl?

HTC: A friend that likes me too much... Ugh.

JY: HER NAME"S LENA LOLA AND SHE WAS LIKE BLAH BLAH BLAH I HATE U SO MUCH AR IN THE SCHOOL BUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Val22: Anyone has medicine?

Ivy: You have. Just kiss him already...

Karameru: hah.

HTC: XD

JY: CAITLYN, I SWEAR

JY: CUT DOWN YOUR THROAT

Bramble: Ahem. Warning?

JY: sorry, brams.

-Bramble has activated WARNING: #1 JY-

Ivy: HTC, get rid of her already.

HTC; TRIED; DIDN'T SUCEED

Val22: Well

Ivy: uyovtsflisbpG7IBP

Ivy: I was not going to say any line regarding that matter

JY: SPAM WAR! IOSNOSGNOjg;;nsnosioaeuiungro;U;NU8758153715]872035928599(*((*)#)(%@IVP7TWrxectvybhu8g7r65eds4wed5rf6gt7f6r5r6gt7yh6d5e5r6ftg7yh8rtyghrxrctvybhf6r6gt7FTF7TDE5RF6GT7HY8YH7D3D4657GTXEXRCTVYUGFRytfrtytge5d6rfGUY6TYgurYGT67gyFR6TGf6tguyFtgtf6t7g7FtgyfTGUYTGUYytguhFtgyytGUYHYFtgugtyh

JY: 714380c1380tc4f130c4b78y13cr1n714c138c0t1b308c1t04cb0814ct3 loolololollolollololololololold5rf6t7y65dsw3as4d5f6g7y8u9igytcfvyghujihgrf6tg65C6GUCX56T7GY8Hgfc6rt78yhg76x56cr7tg8yh9u23ftgyhc7gC6RT7GY8HFRTYUERDYUC5R6FTG7Y8X4E5RF6TG7Y4E5RF6TG7YR6FTG7

JY: asdfasdfadfadfadfadfaasdfdadfadsfasdfsasdfdadsdfafdsafdsadasdfsadsdfsaasadfsadsasdateSADFFAFDASDSAFDSADFADFSAFDSASFDAFASAFDSADFDADFDSADAFSAFDASAGSFYOUYBRE7542313578I0IUJHUAESRDYGUHJ9786T5RE4W3Q3W4E5RF6TG7Y8UJ9YHTRDE45R6T7897YTFD5ERF6GT7Y8UD5RF6TG7Y89F6RTG7Y8UI5DRFT6G7YCRTFGYH

Bramble: Jeffrey, hands up from your device.

JY: YGOWUYGFOUVYGOEUYGOEVONEOSUVEGVYNECTVHEBTYI649355275hfugsyoviuyv78y347tfneruoYRYCB8OWYUObuyvdguyvckku

JY: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

-Bramble has activated WARNING: #2 JY-

JY: SHOot.

Bramble: Jeffrey, hands up from your device.

JY has logged off

Ivy: He was the only spammer that Lena never put up with! AWWWWWWW!

HTC: I'm sure Katniss can do that as well, Ives.

BlazerKatniss has changed status to "I'm not a girl ppl! I totally hate u guys, like hate you guys."

HTC: Exactly why we call u a girl.

Ivy: 55

BlazerKatniss: STFU Ivy. We talk about this already la and u said the same thing to me ga. STFU.

Bramble: One more swearword- you are banned.

BlazerKatniss: Sorry.

Hailflight: Y is everyone saying sorry today...

Karameru: lol

HTC: SHIP THEM

BlazerKatniss: SHIP THEM

Bramble: SHIP THEM

Ivy: ... I thought you were the only one sane here...

Bramble: XD

Ivy: ...

Bramble: But they are adowable. ADOWABLE! I tots ship them <3 <3 <3

Ivy: Sheesh... calm down.

HTC: SHIP THEM

Ivy: Now that is just rude, HTC.

HTC: SHIP THEM

HTC: SHIP THEM

HTC: HAHAHAHAHAHA SHIP THEM

Ivy: Make sure that he doesn't consume too much sugar, Katniss. I think he had too much NRG bars yesterday night.

HTC: HOW DO YOU KNOW

HTC: OH SH*T CAPS IS LOCKED

-Bramble has activated WARNING: #1 HTC-

Bramble: No swearing, HTC. I'll help fix your comp if you promise to not swear for one session.

HTC: ONE SESSION IS NO PROBLEMO

HTC: I PROMISE BRAMS

Bramble: Ivy is in charge everytime I leave to fix minor bugs.

Ivy has changed status to "This user has been activated as SIC Admin"

Ivy: YOLO

HTC: ...

Bramble: Log off so I can fix it, HTC.

HTC: YES MADAMÈ

HTC has logged off

Bramble: sigh... Next time Katniss- make sure he doesn't intake gallons of chocolate.

BlazerKatniss: I AM NOT KATNISS

Bramble has logged off

Ivy: ... She didn't mean it. Your user name is so homosexual btw

BlazerKatniss: Rili? I have another one...

Ivy: I have 5.

BlazerKatniss has changed status to "Oh em gee"

Karameru: Wha... I don't want to know.

Hailflight: *rolls eyes* Oscar is crazy. Ignore him.

Ivy: 55

Hailflight: 55. Cinders, r u in the tirade too?

Cinder: Uhhh...I do ship this couple...

JY has logged on

JY: SHIP THEM

Ivy: Y r u here?

JY: Bramble fixed my CAPS button. It was glitching.

Ivy: ok...

HTC has changed mood into "Shipping wonderland- Karameru x Hailflight"

Ivy: oh gawd...

LenaLuv123 has logged on

LenaLuv123: Timmy?

Ivy: Why change your lovely status!!! This room is insane!

HTC: What? I like it, hun.

Ivy: Sheesh kebab.

JY: Can I spam?

Bramble: NO.

JY: awwww

LenaLuv123: Ivy?

Ivy: What is she doing here anyways?

LenaLuv123: Hah! I was right, boyfriend-stealer!

Nights: now what? her again?

JY: HELEN! LIFE SAVER!

Nights: Yeah rite, JY.

JY: CAN U BAN HER?

Nights: Maybe ;)

JY: YAY WE ARE FRIENDS!

Ivy: ... CAPS is working again?

JY: IT"S STUCK NOW IDK Y OMIGOD BRAMBLE HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!

Bramble: Oh god...

Bramble has logged off

JY has logged off

Ivy: I knew his keyboard was cracked.

Karameru: lol

Cinder: Lena, she wasn't doing anything against the moral rules in this chatroom.

LenaLuv123: She was flirting with my boyfriend

Ivy: I WAS NOT! GET THAT THRU UR BRAIN

Cinder: CALM DOWN PEOPLE.

Ivy: I'm so calm ~

BlazerKatniss: Shhh... *hugz* I'm here.

Ivy: *hugs back* Thanks.

LenaLuv123: STFU PLANT.

JY has logged on

LenaLuv123: Who are you freak?

Bramble has logged on

Cinder: That is so rude! Bramble, does she get an inspection for this?

Bramble: She's using a guest account, sorry.

Kourico: Don't press the guest button. Ives wanted me here using a tester account!

Bramble: You are excluded from this madness, Kourii. However, I think I know another way

LenaLuv123: HAH. DO IT ALREADY, BABY-ADMIN.

Bramble: I can just click the DISPENSE GUEST BUTTON though.

LenaLuv123: You will not do this to me.

Ivy: What is your deal, anyways? If you havent noticed, I'm talking with my friends.

LenaLuv123: I came to this site to chat with my boyfriend, not lousy losers who think they are intellegent. Besides, if you wanted to set it private, don't let me hack into the system so easily.

LenaLuv123: Oh sh*t.

Bramble: You will banned if we vote you out.

1. Swearing

2. Cyber-bullying

3. Not using the site properly

Ivy: If you agree, say BAN. If you don't, say STAY.

Ivy: BAN

Cinder: Must we do so?

Ivy: Yes.

Cinder: BAN

BlazerKatniss: STAY? She's an awesome troller...

JY: BAN

Hailflight: STAY. We can ignore her.

Kourico: BAN

Hailflight: STAY. We can ignore her.

Karameru: STAY. Not really of a threat.

LenaLuv123: Timothy! You will not say BAN!

HTC: Sorry Lena. I'm sick of  your attitude and you annoying my friends. BAN.

Bramble:

In favour of BAN: 5

In favour of STAY: 3

Ivy: So...

Bramble: Any last words? *takes out banner stick*

LenaLuv123: Will I get blocked?

Bramble: I can swear on your life that yes, you can swear this one time. But, you are still banned.

LenaLuv123: my comments on you all

Ivy: bitch

Bramble: fragger

Hailflight: eh

Karameru: Bitch-friend

Nights: stupid

Cinder: goody 2 shoes

JY: spam lord

BlazerKatniss: Prissy

HTC: Mine

-Bramble has banned LenaLuv123 from all chatroom accounts avaliable in similar locks. If she appears again, anyone caught talking to her (and not instantly saying BAN), their account will be locked for 1 week.-

Bramble: Done. Chat terminated in 1 min.

JY: SPAM WAR

Ivy: ...

JY: IUWYV2N79YT-A4Y7EY7VVYP7yvp7yv7py7N3767y37yp9Y77Y27Yuy39ypv7w4v7359256v7n7an5ty7yv7ayvpyanpv934yvt97yen9aeptunytnavtianvuhgudfxhg8EWYRIBBPV9AYwuinvptvneyvusydgucjfhugygygygygygudrfjdeidew peughvs gt pwy 5 grvnunwp

JY is locked form 1 week

Ivy: LAST WORD YEESH!

Chat is terminated